I'm all about safe sex (aka the No Kids for Now Campaign) so here's a stylish way for us ladies to stash a couple Trojans in our purse: inside a pretty mirror compact. Just In Case compacts discretely hold two condoms in a hidden compartment so no one will be the wiser. Not that there's anything wrong with carrying them, but really I'd rather not have a string of condoms pouring out of my purse in front of people.
(Not that I currently walk around with a purse full of latex.)
Anywho! This week six of you lucky fools will win a compact! There are two Pastel Compacts, two Metallic Compacts, the YouthAids Red compact and the Just In Case II compact and each one brings two complimentary condoms. Who wins which one will be completely random. Just leave a comment below to enter, followers and e-mail subscribers (give me a heads up) gain extra entries and six random winners will be chosen Wednesday night!
And if you have any juicy (or hilarious) condom-related stories do share. You know you wanna ;)
CONGRATULATIONS: This week's winners are AquarianJwl (in Petulant Pink), Eva Gallant (in Luscious Lime), Dama (in Mystic Metallic), TubOfLard (in Goddess Gold), Pam (in Rendez-Vous Red) and Gabby (the Just In Case II)!
P.S. I just had a few things to say about the comments:
1. You guys are hysterical! Makes me (almost) wish I had crazy moments like those to share.
2. Actually no I don't. You moms who've caught your children in compromising situations or its after-math sound super laid-back. I'm pretty sure if my mom found a used condom in the house, I wouldn't be alive to blog today. The Birth Control Pill Wrapper Disaster was bad enough.
3. These compacts are not big at all. They're the size of a condom and you could always replace the mirror you carry around for one of these.
4. Ok, so let me get this straight. Some of you are married, have a willing sex partner around at all times and you DON'T want to have sex?? My mind was just unbelievably boggled by that one.
Image: justincaseinc.com
Ummm... no... I'm not going to share.
ReplyDeleteI'd just as soon forget...ugh... well, ok. Let's just say they come in a box for the larger quantities and you really do need to practice putting them on - I thought the maid at the hotel was going to faint when she saw 23-24 condom wrappers in the little waste can.
Please don't put me in the "randomly drawn" hat for this one. :)
Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment for me. :)
ReplyDeleteI have never seen these before. I actually think they are cute. Thanks for stopping by my blog. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is AWESOME! I'm way the past the age of needing a condom in my purse, but I do have a daughter getting ready to go off to college next year and I had already decided she'd be going with a supply of condoms. Now I know just how I can convince her to carry them with her AT ALL TIMES. Thanks for the heads up (no pun intended!)
ReplyDeleteThanks, too, for visiting my blog and leaving a comment. I appreciate it.
These are really cute, what a fun idea for a giveaway :)
ReplyDeleteJust found your blog today, so happy I did, as I will definitely be back!
hola dorkys...
ReplyDeletei think this is a great giveaway and i am going to try to win it... as for funny condom story: in college i almost choked on one, because we were trying the flavored ones and well it wasn't strawberry flavored at all nor did it stay put. enough said... i think that such honesty should win one of the cases or at least you can email me where you got them from so that i can order some. hope you got a laugh, heart tai
Laughing... oh my god you are too funny. Love those but don't need them.
ReplyDeleteFunny condom story...my kid will kill me but oh well. One of our children was apparently entertaining company while my husband and I were out for an evening. We came home to an empty house. G came out of the bathroom announcing he found something floating in the toilet. Of course I did NOT want to see it...but here struted into my office with a condom wrapper stuck on the end of a pencil he had retrieved. Well, there was no question as to who it belonged to...so...my child arrived home and I called her to the office. So sweetly I shared that I had a poem I wrote for her. It went something like...Rose are Red...Violets are Blue...I'm pretty sure that "this" (and I pulled out the pencil with the wrapper on it) belongs to YOU! Man did she turn RED!!!
I want one! I want one!
ReplyDeleteNo juicy story,... sorry..
But I really really really want one.
These compacts are soooo cute! No need for the condoms though. After 4 kids I knew exactly what I needed to do.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog and leaving comment.
You have a great blog, I'll be back to read more.
I NEED DIS!
ReplyDeleteI iz a good boi.
I wonder if I won this contest...would Hubs start wondering what I've been up to at work? LOL I will definitely need to show him this potential prize beforehand...we are, after all, the "no kids for now or EVER AGAIN" market. Wrap it up I say!
ReplyDeleteI can't carry those...might give my husband the wrong idea...you know, like the idea that I actually want to have sex. Which I don't. BUT! If I DID...I'd totally hide them in those compacts!!
ReplyDeleteYO QUIERO! and not even for condoms man, I'd use those for any little thing that will fit! Gimme Gimme!
ReplyDeleteOk so when i win LMAO i want a red one lol...these are cute and ditto on Damas comment u can hide anything in there
ReplyDeleteWow. A compact just for condoms. Cute idea...but it seems like it would take up so much space!
ReplyDeleteHow cute! Great idea!
ReplyDelete*laffin*
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go sit over next to iggy and sit this one out.
I have to say, sadly, I no longer have a need for condoms (oh, for those good old days!). I do have a granddaughter who is a senior in high school. It might make a great stocking stuffer for her!
ReplyDeleteAfter I came home in time to spot my 16-year-old son's 16-year-old girlfriend make a mad dash from his bedroom to the bath room "au naturel," I bought a box of condoms and put them in my son's bathroom closet, after having told him that I totally didn't approve of his behavior, but that if that was what he was going to do he needed to protect himself. A few days later, the box was empty! "Jason," I screamed, "what the hell have you been doing???" "Settle down, Mom, he answered, "Tony, Butch, and Dan decided to help themselves!"
I sighed in relief...
just stopping by from SITS; hope you'll do the same.
I kinda want one! I'm like you, I'm all for carrying one, but I don't like to 'advertise'!
ReplyDeleteThat's such a clever idea! I'm also all about the No Kids for Now (though hopefully eventually!) and it seems unfair to always expect my man to be the prepared one!
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Buenas noches
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