Scene: Discount store. Dorkys is just barely able to reach bottles of detergent on a high shelf. Middle-Aged Man Who Works in Store comes over to help, but stops when Dorkys successfully grabs the bottle of Tide and moves on to the Clorox 2 and Downy.
Middle-Aged Man Who Works in Store: Oh, you got it!
Dorkys: Oh yeah! I've got experience [in tip-toeing to reach things that is].
Middle-Aged Man Who Works in Store: That's why I've always liked small women...
Dorkys: [To herself] ....?
Just-Became-Creepy Middle-Aged Man Who Works in Store: They're very agile.
Dorkys hurries to the check-out line.
Dorkys: [To herself] Men.
LMAO Seriously......LOVIN' it! Take it for what it's worth - a compliment! Creepy, but still a compliment! I'm still laughing....
ReplyDeleteI knew it'd get a laugh or two :p
ReplyDeleteI walked away embarrassed and thinking, "Did he really just say that!?"
hahaha. creepy! but gave me a good laugh too! :P
ReplyDeletexoxo,
S-C
Oh dear! *laffin*
ReplyDeleteMen.
ReplyDeleteEwww, sickos, lol
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteTrust me...when I see updates on my blog roll, I get all excited too. LOL It's like living vicariously through so many people. :) Should I blog right now that I've just opened up a box of chocolates (that I got from the 11 year old, not the Hubby) and I plan on taste testing every one of them?
ReplyDeleteIt's always the strange ones that work in the discount stores!
ReplyDeleteEwwwww! lulz :o)
ReplyDeleteEw.
ReplyDeleteThat conversation started off harmless enough, I guess. It went a bit downhill.
Poor you!
Yucky!
ReplyDeleteOh my word. I would have done the same thing along with some raised eyebrows and an "Oh my God" expression. : )
ReplyDeletehahahah....it never ceases to amaze me the level of creepiness in men....they have no flipping clue....
ReplyDeleteLOL Toma chori.
ReplyDeleteWOW...what a weirdo!
ReplyDeleteI've had experience with creepy old men too.. I meet people who first think I'm 14, and when they find out I'm not, they start hitting on me. Totally gross!!
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