Myspace: Not Just For Humans Anymore

Why is it that people think it's perfectly normal to make myspace profiles for their pets? Are they not meeting enough singles at the dog run or are they just running out of butts to sniff? The pets not the owners.

Charm School Has Much To Teach

These poor guys are going to be in for a quite a treat. Not only are these lovely ladies crazy from the get go, but they've been cooped up with nothing but women for the past several months. Their manly choices include: players, professionals, pushovers, and parolees. Their goal: to find the urban renaissance man, he who has all the good qualities found in the other guys (except for the parolee part).

Whoa, the party's JUST begun, and Brooke is already letting loose and "being slutacious." This can only go down from here. Aaaand it did. Buck Wild is doing the chicken noodle soup dance. See what I could have missed if I didn't watch tonight?

Can I say how bad I feel for the urban renaissance man? He is getting absolutely no attention tonight. Meanwhile the players are hooking up left and right. Ok, so maybe he's not as good-looking as some of the others, but that's exactly why they're going to get stuck chasing those pretty boys who treat them like dirt, then whine about it, ask where all the good men are, and go right back to refusing to give the good ones the time of day. Some women never learn.

So in the end when it came time to spot the good guy out of the sea of sub-par men, none of these wannabe ladies could find him. Too busy trying to back stab each other and show us how ladies are supposed to act. Don't you just love reality TV?

It's Prom Night at Charm School

Ok, I know how demeaning this show is, but I can't help but love and laugh at the stuff that goes on it. I haven't watched it the last three weeks (lord knows why) but I'm back on it. In tonight's show the girls are having a prom night and will be mingling with men of all types. Now we all know what will probably happen when those crazy Flavor of Love girls get mixed up with men- nothing but trouble!! Oh and sluttery, lots and lots of sluttery. So tune in and watch these girls lose any shame they had left in their bodies- as well as their clothes.

Random Ramblings

I'll try my very best to keep my rants, randomness, and rambling solely to this section. And I have one to start with.

Why is it that dumb, inconsiderate cell phone users with no manners, think it's perfectly fine to scream into their phone the whole time they're on the bus and then hang up as soon as it's time for them to leave?! Oh, wait. I think I answered my own question in there. And it's always the person sitting either right next to you or behind you because you're just that lucky.

Have any random thoughts and observations? Let me know.

Sports

Ok I really do not know anything about sports. And if I think I do it's probably all wrong so this is exactly why I want to write about it. Maybe it'll give a sports fan out there a laugh or two. Let me just say this, so far my favorite sport to watch is horse racing. All games should last no longer than 2 minutes and the players involved should have crazy names like Imawildandcrazyguy and Dominican...oh, wait. That's 75% of the MLB players. The good ones anyway.

Books

With all the free time I unwillingly have, I have been able to indulge in steady reading for the first time in a very long time. I've been able to catch up on those classics everyone should've read by now (either by choice or by force) and discover new authors/topics. I've already added several favorites to my list (such as Catcher in the Rye and To Kill a Mockingbird) and still get that bittersweet feeling each time I reach the last page of a new book.

Book I'm currently reading: Candide by Voltaire. I'm halfway through and if one more thing happens to that poor unfortunate soul (or any more of his friends die) I don't know what I'll do. But I'm thinking I'll probably keep reading and laughing at that fool.

Movies

While I can't say that I live in the movie theaters (Lord knows I cannot afford to drop 11 bucks per trip) I do get to watch a fair amount when I go out with my friends. I might have issues committing to a 2 hour DVD BUT I'll watch pretty much anything (except horror) as long as I'm with someone else. Any takers?

Music

Now the music portion of this blog shall be all about the apparently "bad" music I listen to. Ok, so maybe I don't listen to anything deep or Earth shattering, but I prefer to sing along and dance like a fool to whatever comes on the radio. So, if it's bad music that makes me happy and sing into my hairbrush then so be it!

Television

The section of this blog will contain info on what's going on in the world of TV. It'll probably be about the shows I already watch. And since most of those have ended their season already I'll have to live on those oh-so wonderful filler shows for the summer. Oh and reruns, lots and lots of reruns.